Skogsrån (watchers of the forest) are mysterious women who guard the forest and all its creatures. Seen from the front they are unearthly beautiful, but their backs are hollow like old and rotten trees, and they often have the tail of an animal. To protect the forest, they seduce and sleep with woodcutters and then steal their souls, leaving them empty husks of their former selves.
[rips a phone book in half] [screams]
HISTORY IS SO FUCKING COOL I LOVE HISTORY ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE HISTORY ISN’T PAYING ATTENTION BECAUSE HISTORY IS SO FUCKING INTERESTING
cameron got me an early birthday present…tickets to three musicals in the next couple months and i’m really excited because i haven’t seen a musical in forever.